Pre-Nudgual Agreements are a MUST

My wife and I have been married 30 years this year and while it has been 30 blissful years, technology is starting to take a toll on us. Thirty years ago, it was unheard of to have a pre-nudgual agreement before you married. And while I didn't even think about it then, I'm sure trying to find a way to back peddle now!

You see, my wife and I work in the same office. Thus we are together all the time. There's nothing wrong with that; in fact it's great! But one of the greatest assets I feel I brought into this relationship is being chipped away and compromised which only a pre-nudgual agreement could protect. As a technology expert, time and solitude is key to being successful. You cannot have constant interruptions impeding your God given ability to focus in order to solve the world's greatest problems.

But now my wife has perfected the use of technology in the attempt to get my attention at her whim's notice. If it was just texting, cell phone, home phone, office phone, emails, knocking on the wall, I think I'd be fine. But NOW I am constantly being "NUDGED" through programs like MSN. It's like she feels she has that right to nudge me, any time, while I'm working away at my desk! My whole screen shakes and the computer rings enough to wake me from the deepest programmer's quest to become the world's greatest tech-in-stine ever.

Thus, it is time for the PRE-NUDGUAL AGREEMENT where I hereby require that all nudging be completely forbidden until death do us part.

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